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Saturday, July 22, 2006

What would happen if Uwe Boll did LOTR...

Dungeon Siege: Uwe Boll does it again!



OMG! Watch this trailer for Uwe Boll's (House of the Dead, BloodRayne) "Dungeon Siege" and then ask yourself why so many decent and competent actors are in this film?

Jason Statham - The Transporter of the Rings!
John Rhys-Davies - Should be ashamed of himself!
Ray Liotta - WTF?
Matthew Lillard - Hey Scoobs, I'm like a Duke or something!
Leelee Sobieski - Why am I here? I have a promising career.
Burt Reynolds - Burt as King, I mean really.
Ron Perlman - From Hellboy to Boll!
Claire Forlani - This can't be worse than The Medallion...can it?
Kristanna Loken - Will be naked I'm sure!

He rips off Highlander, LOTR and Gladiator, it looks cheap and yet it's filled with talent (excluding Burt Reynolds as a King, he looks like he walked off the set of "Striptease").

Boll must have lots of dirt on the actors ready to blackmail them if they don't star in his crappy movies. I wonder if Burt Reynolds will do some out-takes during the credits a la the Cannonball Run or will Jason Statham do Kung-Fu in Medieval England? Who knows or indeed cares!

3 comments:

Mob said...

Oh my sweet gentle Jesus, how does this keep happening?

And this is his best cast yet...

Words fail me.

Nick Frame said...

I know, it just looks jaw-droppingly bad!

Jon Anders said...

I'm willing to bet large sums of money that this will get a straight to DVD release in Norway! Don't think I have ever seen a Boll film...